For my two favorite nurses.
Code brown! Code brown!
Why Charlene? Why?
Get her on the operating table, stat!
Severe root atrophy.
Chronic overdose of margarita ice caused by proximity to college apartment sink.
It will be touch-and-go for a while, but she could recover in time with healthy lifestyle choices.
A severe setback.
Charlene remains clinging to life by one limp frond. She is comatose for several months.
Her eyes flutter open.
And she gives us a brave smile.
Welcome back to the world, Charlene.